I need a part time job with steady pay!

Yes, I have no shame anymore. I need a job. One that I will be able to squeeze in amongst all my more important non-paying jobs. I am a sucker for working for love, and it's just killing me. I am an electrologist and crazy event planner. I can sell the pants off.... (couldn't think of anything witty to say...ummm it's 2:45 in the morning). Really though, I need a paying job and Target won't hire me. What's a girl to do? Someone help me out...